Easy (i)Mac

I was pretty far up Bill Gates' butt, cheering him on as he amassed his fortune, and singing the praises of Windows. I jumped on the bandwagon at Windows 1.0 and never gave up, we're talking nearly 25 years of Windows. 20 years ago, I was gleefully telling my coworkers that soon everyone would be using Windows, it was the future. This sort of talk sickened the real programmer I worked with, he would sneer at me and tell people I was neurotic. Didn't phase me. Then, along came a mandate that hundreds of work stations needed to be transitioned to Windows 3.11. Guess who became the neurotic? It's been a great marriage.


So.. last week, I converted to Mac. It's been fairly smooth so far, mostly since I realized that Mac chose left-handers over right-handers and said, "now you live in our world, deal with it." It's not easy to go against 90% of the population and survive, and then thrive. 


I'm still learning that "X-ing" out of something doesn't really end it, it just makes it hide. "Quitting" something is where it's at. I am considering a name change to . 


Bill Gates, I quit you.


We all know that a major relationship breakup requires some comfort food, and what is more comforting than..

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Easy (i)Mac (and cheese)

• 8 oz. macaroni, cooked and drained
• 3 cups shredded cheddar cheese 
• 1 cup shredded mozzarella cheese
• 2 eggs
• 1-1/2 cups milk
• 3/4 stick butter
• 1 can evaporated milk
• salt and pepper

Melt butter in Crock Pot.
Layer macaroni and cheese (saving some of both cheeses).
Beat eggs and add both milks and pour mixture into Crock Pot over macaroni and cheese.
Top with remaining cheese.
Cook on low for 3 hours.

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Disclaimer: I do not own these recipes. I cook from memory and often adapt things I've seen, tasted, heard about, or read about.